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A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other. “Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you” “In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go” During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him. Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body. Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school. Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai. Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai? Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.” Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo. Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon. TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green

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टीचर डंडा लेकर क्लास में आईं. टीचर- चिंटू तुम कल स्कूल क्यों नहीं आए थे? चिंटू- मैम मैं कल सपने में चीन पहुंच गया था. मैम- मिंटू तुम कहां थे कल? मिंटू- मैम मैं चिंटू को एयरपोर्ट पर छोड़ने गया था.  ------  टीचर- इतने दिन कहां थे, स्कूल क्यों नहीं आए? गोलू- बर्ड फ्लू हो गया था मैम। टीचर- पर ये तो पक्षियों को होता है इंसानों को नहीं। गोलू- इंसान समझा ही कहां आपने...रोज तो मुर्गा बना देती हो..!!  ------  Offline रहता हूं तो सिर्फ दाल, रोटी, नौकरी एवं परिवार की ही चिंता रहती है  Online होते ही धर्म, समाज, राजनीती, देश, विश्व और पूरे ब्रह्माण्ड की चिंताए होने लगती है आम भारतीय नागरिक  ------  ये वो दौर है जनाब जहां इंसान गिर जाये तो हँसी निकल जाती है और मोबाईल गिर जाये तो जान निकल जाती है दो लड़कियां बस में सीट के लिए लड़ रही थीं कंडक्टर- अरे क्यों लड़ रही हो, जो उम्र में सबसे बड़ी है वो बैठ जाए फिर क्या, पूरे रास्ते दोनों खड़ी ही रहीं - -----  लड़का- ओए पगली! हम तो दुश्मन भी शेर जैसे रखते हैं, तू है एक कोमल कली, मुझसे पंगा जरा सोच समझ कर ले, क्युंकि मैं एक शेर कि औलाद हुँ… लड़की- अच्छा त

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"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."  "My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.  That would be a big step forward."  "Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?"  "In case they get a hole in one!"  "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."  "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."  "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."  "How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."  "If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."  "I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."  "How does dry skin affect you at work?"  "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."  "W

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